Dirty LJ

A dirty LJ is when one LJ eats a second LJ’s ass while a third LJ squats over the second LJ’s mouth and poops into it while screaming “my life is a Thomas Pash”

I was the meat in an Dirty LJ last night and it wasn’t even the worst thing that happened to me yesterday because my life is a joke

by anonymous June 17, 2021

Dirty Samaniego

The act of tying your foreskin in a knot and vigorously masturbating throughout the course of a week and later spreading the fermented contents on a piece of toast.

Me and my cousins are gonna do some Dirty Samaniegos for Thanks Giving yo!

by Mrmandude April 17, 2020

dirty miko

When you're eating ramen while watching anime or reading manga and the anime/manga gets too freaky and gives you a boner that makes you bust immediately.

I was just enjoying my ramen when Monster Musume gave me a Dirty Miko

by SBlazeeeeed April 15, 2020

Dirty stats

When you share stats with your partner

Hey do I got the arrest, do you want the citation

Nah dawg. I don’t want those dirty stats

by Rollbt April 30, 2019

dirty catia

When you are gifted a sex toy from your friends and pretend that you don't want to use it but then you actually do in all secrecy

My friend just bought a vibrator for me even though I said I didn't want it and now I keep doing a dirty catia when no one is watching.

by cenilorac April 15, 2020

dirty ceazy

The act of preforming a reverse plumbkin. Where the guy eats out the girl while she is taking a shit.

Dude it got really weird last night. She made me give her a dirty Ceazy. I can still smell her shit.

by Ceazy June 1, 2016

Dirty kaja

When you hook up with a girl at multiple parties and you catch feelings for her but you don’t act upon it. Then, months later, she texts you on a dare.

“Hey are you still into that girl?”
“I am but she gave me a dirty kaja :/“
“Oh LOL”

by Plantygirl May 5, 2020