FUCK ME

fuck me means to absolutely fuck my brains out and leave me breathless and stuff.

Please Fuck me baby

by YOUR BIG DICK DADDY March 7, 2023

no me @een

Spanglish for "don't @ me," given that @ear means "to @."

Bad Bunny is better than Maluma. No me @een.

by pittlestix September 5, 2020

Spiderwebbed me

Smashing too hard, and spiderwebbing pelvis.

Red smashed me, I think he spiderwebbed me. Need to make a trip to the ER.

by Sudafed Red February 1, 2021

r.i.p to me

when you are so shook in a good way about something that you are dead; deceased.

me: omg i'm meant to be with this person. i'm so happy... r.i.p to me.
person 2: wow you really are happy and shook if you're saying r.i.p to me!

by kari;) May 22, 2019

Me Too'd

Uh-oh! UH-OH! RUSSELL! What happened!? Ohohohoho... THAT does not look good! Sounds like there's a rape-kit that coincides with one of the allegations and everything! That is not good. Hilarious too me because I get little-to-no recognition and am not a rapist but HE (on the otherhand) gets quite a bit of public recognition and SEEMS to be a rapist! There's, like, an irony element that makes it kinda humorous to me.

Hym "Ok. Let's jot down the chronology of events right-quick.... So I'm in the sex cult (Where women are almost certainly being brought to a retard who is there explicitly for sexual impropriety) and I have the sneaking suspicion that not only is my online activity being monitored but I'm also being monitored as I move throughout the community. I find that a movie is using my monologue and a DIFFERENT movie is using my punchline. THEN I'm fired from the sex cult. I hang up the cowl and go on with my life. Do some gig-work. Inflation hits. I live in a state of privation for an extended period of time. My car breaks down. THEN I find out people ARE AWARE of me and are likely aware that everything I've said is true. THEN I start seeing a bunch of ME-INSPIRED shows coming out.

THEN my content starts getting promulgated by a bunch of different creators without my existence being formally acknowledged. THEN an imiTATE-or unironically acts out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan (cam-girl site and casino) and becomes the most famous person on the planet by saying things I've said in the past and is promoted by the very same people who are actively cannibalizing me (in abstraction). THEN I'm mocked for being the guy who is having all of this taken from him. And ONE OF THE GUYS DOING THE MOCKING! Is an actual rapist (allegedly) and is running around, shoving his dick down 16 year old girls throats and drooling into their mouth-holes! But at least he apologized afterwards. I'm not qualified to talk to Sam Harris. But HE is. That's the world we live in. THIS GUY... Withholding information from me that would not only vindicate me but radically improve the quality of my live... Just so happens to be a rapist (Allegedly). Which would explain why he's not team retard. So... Here we are. We're fully caught up. This was supposed to be about Russell Brand BUT I felt like this would be a good time to recap what we're dealing with here. So, here I sit. Russell has been Me Too'd and I have done nothing wrong ever. I (a NOT rapist) could be hanging out with Chloe Grace Mortez right now! This is all kinds of horseshit!"

by Hym Iam September 18, 2023

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Same as me arse for blisters

This was a north east response to the question- how's your belly for spots? It meant I am ok.

Exchange between friends-- how's your belly for spots?
Response -- same as me arse for blisters.
These were greetings and response indicating all is ok.

by Geordie lad December 13, 2012