A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
Get the never laid a hand on memug. 
by salamitommy June 25, 2022
Get the josh me thatmug. “Omg, he didn’t compliment my dress that I felt pretty in🥺” - Amber Heard, a pick me
A narcissist who lies about being abused for attention.
A narcissist who lies about being abused for attention.
by Hehe2134 May 4, 2022
Get the Pick Memug. a song recorded by Austrian musician Falco, for his third studio album, Falco 3 (1985). The single was made available for physical sale in 1985 in German-speaking Europe
With Rock Me Amadeus Falco became the first German-speaking artist to be credited with a number-one single on both mainstream US pop singles chart, the Billboard Hot 100 and Cash Box Top 100 Singles. Prior to Falco
by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023
Get the Rock Me Amadeusmug. *you are talking to a guy that you have "history" with (a good friend), you think you know him completely...*
when you look at his phone, you see that he has a sex positions app. SURPRISE.
girl- "woah was me..."
guy- "what"
girl- "really...a sex positions app???
when you look at his phone, you see that he has a sex positions app. SURPRISE.
girl- "woah was me..."
guy- "what"
girl- "really...a sex positions app???
by yep, it came as a surprise November 29, 2011
Get the woah was me...mug. by mur_lee March 22, 2021
Get the Sia you nor me?mug.