wank off

What I do when I look at Jodi Padecky's cute little buttcheeks.

After talking with Jodi, I always wank off on some hookers ass.

by sicko the clown November 14, 2004

wankbot

* A person for whom wanking has become a routine, automatic activity.
* A person whose idiodic behavior has become second nature.

is he in the can again? that dude is a total wankbot.

by ninehalo May 26, 2004

wank

Really bad, just generally rubbish

e.g 'fuck me, that journey was WANK'

by AlexBr0405 August 24, 2007

macho wank

when a man uses a full length mirror to his advantage. the mirror gives the true scale of the manhood in proportion to the body and boosting your confidence and making you feel 'macho'! obviously while bashing one out at the same time...MACHO WANK!

Jon: hey marco, did you have a good night?

Marco: yeah mate, had a macho wank init!

by JonTRC+Marco September 8, 2005

Clank Wank

A term used for masturbation when the person masturbating has arthritis in their wrists; this makes a sound referred to as a clank making it a clank wank.

Jack : Did you hear about Daniel and his arthritis?

Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.

by Jnda88 August 16, 2016

Cuban Wank

The act of placing the erect male member between a suitably large pair of female mamories followed by the repeated backward and forward movement thereof until orgasm reached.

Yo dog, that girl sho' knows how to cuban.

by London dawg May 13, 2005

wanked

Refering to being completely drunk. It combines the terms wasted and tanked.

Yo check out that kid having sex with the dog...he is totally wanked

by Gurry the Great August 2, 2009