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Vagina Cork

As I pointed to my penis, I said,"I'm gonna stick her with my vagina cork".
by Ratoneous Craig February 14, 2009
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Vaginal Coma

A woman, having been sufficiently "pounded," enters a Vaginal Coma when either:

A. Her pelvic bone breaks.

B. Her pelvic bone becomes misaligned - resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.

C. The vaginal area becomes severely bruised, resulting in significant pain, and walking becomes difficult.

In any of the above scenarios, the woman is deterred from any form of vaginal (and usually anal) intercourse, for a large amount of time.
Girl 1: What's the matter?! You can't walk straight!

Girl 2: We were really going at it last night, but then he gave me a Tennessee Vaghammer, and now I think my pelvic bone is broken!

Girl 1: Oh noes! Looks like you've got a Vaginal Coma!
by rawr...drew September 30, 2009
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Vagina Face

To have a face with a Vagina on it.
Alternatively, to have a face resembling a vagina. This includes facial hair, large lips, and, of course, acne resembling a clitoris.
Matt has SUCH a vagina face! I swear I feel like I have to show proof of ID just to look at him!
by Herr Vet Kont December 14, 2010
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Vagina Mouth

A person who has had all of the teeth extracted from their skull and may or may not wear dentures. The term comes from the resemblance of a toothless mouth to the human vagina.
After years of neglect and drug use he finally had to become a vagina mouth.
by VitoVane November 13, 2017
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robotic vagina

A vagina that is robotic
by AdamRAWR October 31, 2010
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crime scene vagina

A crime scene vagina is the result of having sex with a girl having her period. The most severe crime scene vagina experiences will have the look and feel of an actual crime scene; bloody handprints on the wall, sheets, blood dripping from your penis, blood spattered all over your body.
I was hitting her from behind and I pulled out and my dick was dripping with blood.... man that was one serious crime scene vagina.
by fourfoursevens June 17, 2009
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Colton's Mom's Vagina

A joke originally made about an imaginary person named Colton, It refers to his mom as the 66th most dangerous thing in the world.

Colton's Mom's Vagina has serrated teeth around the outer edge, and has come to be fondly known as a,

"Penis-Flysnatch". This is due to it's capabilities of rapidly snapping shut on anything which touces the vaginal walls more than once. A dexterous person always has enough time to get in and pull out, however. This is actually a good workout, and many people have resorted to this to lose calories.

There is an on-off switch within the Vagina, and only one or two people have been recorded to actually be able to consistantly locate it. This causes her vagina to wait another 30 minutes before closing, and it constricts itself to an appropriate tightness.

On that note, although you would expect Colton's mom's vagina to be extremely lose due to all the action it gets, it is able to loosen or slacken itself at will, enabling it to keep a person going longer, increasing the risk of "de-manning him".
Colton's mom is known to prostitute herself at a very cheap price, for this is an easy way for it to get food. The last recorded rate was 15 cents.
"Why's Topher In the Hospitol?"
"He must not have been fast enough with Colton's Mom's Vagina Last night."

"Dude, why are you sweating so prefusely?"
"Just got back from Colton's Mom's house, I couldn't find the on-off switch this time."

"DUDE! Look! A hooker! Only Fifteen cents!"
"STAY THE FUCK AWAY! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!"
by CJHat April 9, 2010
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