Unicorn On Ketamine

"Music" that will have your friends (and ears) worry about you

Person 1: Yo, did you listen to the new Unicorn On Ketamine song?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?

by Dugbur November 20, 2023

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

Unicorn Bath

There’s a group of guys who like other guys... they stand and create an arch of man swords; jetting their well earned man-goop over the well intentioned recipient, creating a Unicorn Bath

Did you hear about Chip? Met some guys on a night out and it ended in a total unicorn bath

by Smorgansmorgan December 26, 2018

unicorn sanchez

A purplish pink stain above the lip that resembles a mustache from drinking a unicorn frappachino.

Dude you see that basic over there , she's got a unicorn sanchez going on.

by Patrick C. Bateman April 19, 2017

Unicornical

Unicorns are creatures of happiness- being unicornical or in the state unicornality means you are equally as happy as a unicorn

You're very unicornical today

by unicorn_1orn June 12, 2018

Unicorn

Horses with a horn on their head which are often seen in fictional stories.
They only let pure maidens ride them.
This leads to their other name "horny horses with a virgin fetisch"

Girl: I want to see a Unicorn
Unicorn:
*mouth watchers at the thought of a little girl riding it*
Come over here you can ride me all night

by Fredzillian November 20, 2019

Unicorn

When a type one diabetics blood sugar is exactly at 100, which can be rare, so, they call it a unicorn.

Violet- look at my blood sugar, it's 100!

Mya- Oh wow, it's a unicorn!

by vbragg1 September 8, 2025