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An anti-masterpiece is a work of "art" that is so terrible it boggles the mind. The more you look at it the more you see what is wrong with it, so you that you become lost in the chaotic universe that it has created. Anti-masterpieces cannot be created intentionally. They must be an attempt to create something good, but things have gone horribly wrong.
Some examples of anti-masterpieces are The Room (movie), the Congration You Done It cake, and the amateur restoration of the Jesus painting of 2012.
by \buffalo-brown December 9, 2019
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A guy who gets mistaken for a lady sometimes.
Pizza delivery guy: “man I thought you were a woman because your name is spelled Jordin so I had the best pickup line ready for you!”
by \buffalo-brown August 28, 2018
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When you dress so fabulous at work that no one is on your level.
“We asked everyone to dress business casual but Hannah dressed business fabulous and we all feel inferior.”
“That golden jumpsuit is straight up business fabulous.”
by \buffalo-brown August 28, 2018
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If you are orgeous, you are more than gorgeous. In this case, less (letters) is more. Orgeous is being loud, proud, tacky, and obnoxiously fun. An orgeous person is the centre of the party. An orgeous person is rough and ready for a challenge. An orgeous person doesn't take themselves or life too seriously, and displays all their flaws with no shame. Orgeous is the lived experience of waving your freak flag, and being loved in spite of your gorgeous and terrible humanity.
That shirt is like the opposite of a masterpiece. It is orgeous. The more you look at it, the more you see that is wrong with it. It's so awful that it's great. I actually love it.
by \buffalo-brown February 27, 2019
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Insult: if someone is being intentionally foolish or incompetent to get out of having to complete a task. A very common behaviour among the youngest sibs.
"Beth, quit blowing bubbles with the dish soap and do the dishes. You're being a moist doily."
by \buffalo-brown May 6, 2020
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A power unicorn is a sub brandishing a rainbow or otherwise colourful/sparkly strap on. Power unicorns don’t take the reins; rather, they are ridden. 🦄
Shelley had a wet dream last night about a power unicorn.”
“I was at the queer bar and I met a power unicorn. She was both stunning and terrifying.”
by \buffalo-brown November 21, 2020
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