by Stillness June 5, 2015
Get the Udaya mug.In most cases, a single, lonely person desperately seeking attention and "internet reassurance." These people are so close to the bottem of the barrel of self esteem, that truely, writing unoriginal and hardly creative definitions for words or phrases - or making new words to define - helps them cope with their daily routine of social awkwardness and unacceptance.
More experienced UD Word Definers, will amend their definitions with stereotypical humor and/or try to use reverse pyscology by mentioning how "this definition will receive thumbs down for truthfullness" or "if this doesn't describe you, how come you're giving it a thumbs down right now?" (I.E. Urban Dictionary Loser)
The majority of words that would actually require a person to use urbandictionary as a source for information are by and large defined. Yet you people stop at nothing to make an internet name for yourself with your "TEH WITTY URB DEF YO!"
And no, I don't feel I'm even being remotely original with this definition. I, as a web surfing loser (thanks to my job), have read about 5 minutes of this website, and would much rather have a raging, drunk, shit-covered bum, rape me to death and skull fuck my corpse until the end of eternity, then to read anymore of these god-awful attempts at humor/originalism.
More experienced UD Word Definers, will amend their definitions with stereotypical humor and/or try to use reverse pyscology by mentioning how "this definition will receive thumbs down for truthfullness" or "if this doesn't describe you, how come you're giving it a thumbs down right now?" (I.E. Urban Dictionary Loser)
The majority of words that would actually require a person to use urbandictionary as a source for information are by and large defined. Yet you people stop at nothing to make an internet name for yourself with your "TEH WITTY URB DEF YO!"
And no, I don't feel I'm even being remotely original with this definition. I, as a web surfing loser (thanks to my job), have read about 5 minutes of this website, and would much rather have a raging, drunk, shit-covered bum, rape me to death and skull fuck my corpse until the end of eternity, then to read anymore of these god-awful attempts at humor/originalism.
Social outcast John, contemplating a mass homicide at his nearby school while disillusioned with his daily buffet of video games and internet surfing, stumbled upon Urban Dictionary, and was reassured that his life had new found meaning, as he now had perhaps a chance to fit in with other rejects across the world! Maybe, just maybe, John had a chance to become an UD Word Definer, and perhaps even get the coveted Word of the Day honor!!
by I'mAboveYou July 1, 2009
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by Nanncy February 2, 2007
Get the uddy fuck mug.What UD on this site means,or doesn't mean; not a uteran device, not a place to go on with your sociopolitical whining. It is a web site that's supposed to give definitions and sometimes pronunciations of words used in contemporary vernacular. However if used properly, both UD, and your vernacular can be discreet places to vent your sociopolitical whimpering without offending too many. Seewit
by terryzz February 15, 2009
Get the UD mug.1. An exclamation of astonishment; to be in a dodgy situation - Similar to oh-oh or oh-no
2. To make a mistake, to not make sense, to correct oneself.
3. A warning; when one enters an inappropriate situation
2. To make a mistake, to not make sense, to correct oneself.
3. A warning; when one enters an inappropriate situation
Definition 1:
Dude: ...so she rolls over, and right underneath her, was a pile of cat turd!
Guy: Udha! Thats bleugh!
Definition 2:
Dude: So i was smoking some cock last night...
Guy: Smoking what!?
Dude: Udha, I meant crack - crack, not cock.
Definition 3:
Guy: Hey man, Wheres the porn!
*Parents walk in*
Dude: Udha! What are you talking about?
Dude: ...so she rolls over, and right underneath her, was a pile of cat turd!
Guy: Udha! Thats bleugh!
Definition 2:
Dude: So i was smoking some cock last night...
Guy: Smoking what!?
Dude: Udha, I meant crack - crack, not cock.
Definition 3:
Guy: Hey man, Wheres the porn!
*Parents walk in*
Dude: Udha! What are you talking about?
by Blackstump November 10, 2003
Get the udha mug.UDI'S are basically referred to as Unidentified Drinking Injuries. These occur when you are drinking of course. New injuries from drinking aren't noticed till after you are sober, you can not for the life of you remember how you received said injury, but it's obviously due to too much alcohol consumption from the night previous. When drinking you easily obtain bruises as well, so if you were drinking last night and you wake up with hella new bruises, you know why.
Friend one: "Damn dude! I woke up this morning with a fuckin' golf ball sized bruise on my thigh, what happened?!"
Friend two: "How many other UDI's did you get from last night??? I think I saw you get that one, you knocked right into a table!"
Hungover friend one: "I have nine new bruises from last night..."
Hungover friend two: "UDI's?"
Hungover friend one: "fuck, yup."
Friend two: "How many other UDI's did you get from last night??? I think I saw you get that one, you knocked right into a table!"
Hungover friend one: "I have nine new bruises from last night..."
Hungover friend two: "UDI's?"
Hungover friend one: "fuck, yup."
by WishyFish May 4, 2009
Get the UDI'S mug.The act of being on an Instant Messenger (AIM, Yahoo IM, Windows Live, etc.) and sending your friends links to what ever you're seeing on urbandictionary.com, and they send you one back, and so on.
by JavzMyster August 20, 2009
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