Twat Yoink

Getting half way though rubbing one out and deciding to leave it alone for a bit.

Piers was getting well into it but decided to Twat Yoink as he couldn't handle the pressure

by Myersrum March 11, 2021

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Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge

"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek

by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022

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Twat pod

Two women who are best friends. Like two peas in a pod!

Amanda and Wendi are twat pods

by ScottWhiteAhh July 08, 2016

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Twat Tease

Slang; Noun:

1. A sexual encounter where a partner knowingly leaves a woman dissatisfied and yearning.
2. The female's equalivant of the coined slang term Cock Tease.

-So tell me what happened again, before the boss comes back...-
"Alright so, for fifteen minutes or more of fingering me in the phone booth, telling me how slick and beautiful my cunt is, I can see his hard on so I'm going nuts, you know- rocking my hips all over his hand. I assumed that I was waiting for the greenlight to go to his place to get properly fucked. But then whispers low and raspy like its part of the foreplay "Alright baby, I got to go."

What a fucking *Twat Tease, I hate that bullshit!
Pulsing Pebble too I assume?-
“Yes, but it gets worse; Not only was he a *Twat Tease, He was a married *Twat Tease."
-Nooo!-
"Yes. The Pulsing Pebble and a smack across the in the face."

by MaryCatherine'sCunt January 08, 2017

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