Reverse Ninja Turtle

A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.

And then you eat pizza.

Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.

by Chip Z'hoyy April 14, 2013

Disco Turtle

The act of opening a co-worker's CD drive and then flipping over their mouse, whilst calling out "Disco...turtle". This is done only for the purpose of annoying them.

The actions may be performed either by themselves or together, but if performed together, "Disco" always precedes "Turtle".

Ethan leans over Brandon's computer while he is talking to Lucas. Ethan hits the open button on Brandon's CD drive and calls out "Disco!" and then flips his mouse over, calling out "Turtle!"

Brandon says, "Dammit, I got Disco Turtled!"

by King of the Water Cooler May 14, 2010

Shy Turtle

When you let a little bit of shit come out, and then squat over someone's face, smearing your shit around a bit.

Then withdraw the poop back into your ass, like a shy turtle.

When Matt and Nick were younger, Matt used to shy turtle Nick in his sleep.

by River and Hannah May 4, 2009

happy turtle

NOUN: a sexually satisfied uncircumsized man.
Turtle references the appearance of an uncut penis.

Girl One: You hooked up with Ricardo?
Girl Two: We had sex all night long.
Girl One: Ah---that was one happy turtle.
Girl Two: Of course.

by rpm+me=ht September 19, 2008

Tonka Turtle

A large feminine physique, with a round tummy, ugly face, likes there food and a hump in the back. Usually a stage 5 clinger. Also usually pleased with a purchase of french fries.

Wowww there are tonka turtles everywhere! Look at them eating their frenchhh fries

by schifo December 27, 2010

ninja turtle sex

Sex with backpacks on

Want to do some ninja turtle sex?
Sure, let me get my backpack!

by DanKuren June 3, 2016

Nuclear Turtle

A nuclear turtle refers to a nuclear turd that won't quite launch. The missile is armed, the silo doors are open, but instead of launching, the head of the nuclear turd peeks out, much like a turtle in its shell. At this point, the nuclear turd has morphed into a nuclear turtle.

The silo doors are open, but my nuclear turd won't launch, looks like I've got a nuclear turtle.

I've been waiting on this nuclear turd for half an hour, I guess its now officially a nuclear turtle.

by Dr. Strangedump October 20, 2010