Laying around the house in a turkey-induced coma that affects most adults after indulging in a Thanksgiving Day feast.
I wanted to watch the Lions play football but there's turkey droppings all over the TV room...i can't find a seat.
by mcmappy November 23, 2017
Get the turkey droppingmug. The Turkey Strategy is when you get fully wasted on Wild Turkey and still (despite your complete incoherant and whispering ramblings) manage to win at obline board games.
by Sweettommy September 23, 2021
Get the turkey strategymug. its what you call a person when they are being funny but annoying and you want to hug them but also punch in them face at the same time :).
by the creator of slirt May 24, 2021
Get the quirky turkeymug. (noun) a generally good looking male who has the ability to make one develop a strong appetite, not necessarily for food; may also make strange and unnecessary noises akin to a turkey or camel
by SpambotPrime January 16, 2011
Get the love turkeymug. going to multiple friends, relatives houses in an attempt to get all the turkey, dressing, etc., and then leaving afterward.
by AKCcc December 15, 2008
Get the turkey hoppingmug. At a special time during the year when your French girls come over, you are going to want to bake them into your French turkey. There are many different seasonings you can use, so you will have to be careful with the crevice of your French girl. Of course there might be some disagreement at first, but when they see how hot and tan they will be after being buttered and baked at 350, they will change their minds. You cannot resist the French turkey. SO HOT MAN. SO HOT.
by Cpt tickletits November 25, 2014
Get the french turkeymug. by einstein January 4, 2005
Get the Turkey Neckmug.