Snail trail

Titty fucking your female partner after taking a shit and not wiping your ass.

“Ronaldo left a snail trail on his wife”

by A and a February 25, 2020

Sparkling snail trail

After you blow a load on your partner, quietly dust them in glitter, blow off the additional not in the load zone. What left is a sparkling snail trail.

Last night I was banging on this skank from the bar and i left a sparkling snail trail on her back.

by capt.a October 17, 2010

traditional christmas

Noun.
A traditional christmas consists of the following.

1.) Drinking.
2.) Beating your wife
3.) Having gay buttsex with your friends

Guy 1: Hey guys, do you want to have a traditional christmas this year?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: Oh, it's where you drink and beat your wife
Guy 2: Sounds fun, lets do it!
Guy 1: Oh, and we have to have gay buttsex.
Guy 3: ...

by Titto July 26, 2006

snail trail

In the dorms its used to refer to the trail from door to door that a promiscuous girl/women leaves behind as she makes her rounds.

just follow her snail trail and you can see she slept with the whole 3rd floor

by Ya Fahva November 5, 2006

Traitorist

a traitorist is a terrorist that is of American birth. an American who turns against his own country and carries out tarrorist acts. I guess he doesn't have to be American, could be any countries problem.

The dude from Wikileaks is a traitorist and should be dealt with as such, do we still have firing squads in the US??

by Barkeep77 December 11, 2010

trafting

when one inserts a small rodent into ones anus for pleasure

Using a paper towel tube to insert/penetrate the anal canal with a living specimen.

by John August 25, 2003

trail boss

When you fart while walking in front of someone.

You trail bossed me!

or

I was walking behind you and you trail bossed.

by TMo9999 July 19, 2006