car hipster

CAR HIPSTER... noun.... a person who owns a japanese car, dreams of going to japan. a car hipster usually owns a DSL-R camera (or atleast 3 of his friends do) and often takes "artistic photos" of his car. said car hipster may also engage in japan ass-sucking events such as JDMST monthly meets held at chinese owned and staffed "japanese" pubs in their failed cities in america and australia.
justin: hey guys see that new fixie store in sydney westfield? i went and taken photos of the shop on my friends DSL-R.

person 2: which friend? dont all your friends own DSL-Rs to take photos of their cars with.... you are all total car hipsters, worse than normal hipsters... elitist faggots.
by meowmixmeowmix December 03, 2010
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hipster tribe

Urban webzine, dedicated to the worlwide hipster community. Lifestyle, Art, Music, Fashion, Finest Bars and Clubs around the world, are the main subjects. A simple Network only for Hipsters, willing to be socially plugged all the time.
Hipster tribe Network : Paris, Nice, Los Angels, Berlin, Munich, New York, Dubrovnik, London, Buenos Aires, San Francisco, Miami, Tokyo, Barcelona and Copenhagen.
by Clare Ward May 29, 2011
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hipster tuxedo

black high-top Converse.
BILLY: Hey Susie, what you wearing to the Black Keys concert?
SUSIE: Prob just jeans and my hipster tuxedo.
BILLY: Hipster tuxedo?
SUSIE: Yeah, my black high-top Convos, you fool.
BILLY: Right! I guess I am wearing my hipster tuxedo too!
by HelenHar March 31, 2008
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hipster doofus

Someone working an analyst role with a ponytail and shirts that don't tuck in...
hah hah...
by stopher October 28, 2003
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Hipster Hippie

A hipster hippie is too chill to want something on the first day, but will get it the second day because it's cool.
The Hipster Hippie really wanted to see Juno, but couldn't be bothered to brave the lines to see it on the first day.
by HopelessSavage May 05, 2009
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Hipster Band

A band consisting of 2 or 3 (or more) male men that play crazy music. (like alternative, psychedelic, blues, and rock all put together). The guitarist should have long brown hair and a really cool necklace. He should also only sing Bob Dylan songs. The paino, bass, and paino horn dude should have curly brown hair. He should also be able to sing and yell at the same time because that makes everyone smile. The drummer guy should have blonde straight hair and be able to sing, play drums, and some how play harmonica at the same time. They should all either have converse or vans or TOMS or some other organic shoe type. Normally at least one person in the band has to wear skinny jeans. More importantly, they know how to put on an entertaining and amazing show.
a: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
b: I don't know, but I want to go see a really cool hipster band.
a: Oh! Like The Black Keys, Learn the band, or Klaxons?
b: Hell yeah!
by Kelsohall March 06, 2011
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Binghamton Hipster

(Noun.)-

This is a term primarily used to refer to outdated looking wannabes who still refer to themselves as "hipsters". They will usually sport striped t-shirts or flannels and skinny jeans, and generally think mustaches and PBR are still "hip". They frequently gather at pop-punk shows, where other Binghamton Hipsters continually perpetuate the myth that all of this is somehow still cool or relevant. The term originated in Binghamton, NY- a place where the internet is apparently stuck in 2008 and people still sit around discussing how "indie" Death Cab For Cutie's first album is.
Binghamton Hipster: "Well I definitely wouldn't say I'm a hipster, I'm just really into the underground music scene..."

Me: "Don't worry, I would never say you were a hipster, but you are definitely a Binghamton Hipster, speaking of, do you want any of my old Taking Back Sunday cd's from the 8th grade?"
by Hailey Porter September 04, 2013
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