Shit Talking

Talking on the phone while shitting, much to the displeasure of the person on the other end of the line.

Customer: Yes, I'd like to *groan* order a *sigh* large *fart* cheese pizza *labor-like sound* and a pizza *scream* with the works *sigh of relief*.

Pizza Guy: Sir, are you Shit Talking? *hangs up*

by Shootthemonkey May 29, 2010

Jive Talking

To talk about something that is of no importance to a conversation and have has no relevance to the situation.

Sam: Oh my God you see that girl shes fine!
Jordan: Yeah she would get it
Mihir: You done the math homework boys?
Jordan: Mihir stop please?
Mihir: Stop what?
Jordan: Jive talking.

by JK The Destroyer May 18, 2011

teaking

Using meth/cocaine/crack. Commonly used my sublime!

Teaking every weekend and we just can't take it

by Sublimebaby February 28, 2008

Talking

Talking is when you like a person,and they like you too, but you are free to mess around with other people, and not have guilt.

"Hey i heard you hooked up with Christian Sullivan last night,aren't you talking to Nick Myers?" said my good friend Libby

"Yeah actually i am,but since we are just talking,it doesn't matter! I'm free of guilt! YAY!" said Bre

by Kaya-Maria April 6, 2009

Taking the garlic bread out of the oven

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.

"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."

by babom July 18, 2007

Talking Cheese

When someone is insulting you or talking behind your back trying to start stuff with you.

Closely related to talking smack

Bro: "Man, you're such a faggot!"
You: "Why you gotta be talking cheese, man!? You wanna fight?"

by Nopatophopanop November 16, 2011

Taking my talents to South Beach

Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.

Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.

Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

by JamesGee July 10, 2010