light touch

to violently thrust in the missionary position whilst flying through the air

the light touch is the ultimate fatality

by freakynetizen December 25, 2007

Thuckness

Thickness that goes upwards.

That wall is so thuck. i.e. it goes very thick in a verticle direction.

the thuckness of hoover damm is immense

by Tom Barker May 16, 2008

Touchdown Jesus

A) A holier than thou fan of football
B) Someone who believes that everyone should win in football and you should never be upset if your team loses.
C) Person who thinks his favorite team, coach, player are above any reproach because of the jersey he/she wears.

I was talking smack with a rival team when some Touchdown Jesus said, "Hey don't be rude. They just lost a big game"

I posted online that I think they should cut/fire this guy after he cost us the game. The message board resident Touchdown Jesus disagrees and thinks the guy just had a bad day.

by MLB Knights September 13, 2010

Thucc

When a female of large proportions says she is "thicc" but in reality is overweight.

Girl 1 : I'm really thicc don't you think babe?

Guy 1: Nah girl, you thucc.

by This one guy January 8, 2017

thucc

when ya girl thicc as fucc, she thucc

y e e t, that bitch thucc

by saranghaetae July 26, 2018

Touch jigaloos

To absolutely fuck someone’s ear canal, using the wax as lube. You then cum on the back of their knee, which makes you touch jigaloos.

I want to touch jigaloos with Emma chamberlain

by Chizz69 November 5, 2019

touch the shower

To commit suicide, perhaps by touching the shower and electricity at the same time.

I will touch the shower with electridades

by sg1138_ January 6, 2006