Ahhhh Scary Men

Virtual football club consisting of people who only know how to use the buttons R1 and square to score spammy goals. Probably the most racist football club known to man. Also known as R1 Squarey Men.

DBT denied a default win to Ahhhh Scary Men in the tenth minute after the opposition quit out

by cagslayer May 26, 2022

Picking on MEN

How many of these do I have to do, Jordan? It LOOK TO ME like we ONLY CARE SELECTIVELY when we can use it to prevent someone from becoming on of the special people but if the SPECIAL PEOPLE do it it's fine.

Hym "Hey what happens to your reputation if you're picking on MEN, Jordan? What happens if you're a charlatan? To you're reputation? What happens if you collectively try to impose schizophrenia on someone? Oh wait... This. This is what happens. I am the consequences of your collective actions. What's my score? I know it's AT LEAST 2. What's the score?"

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Taking care of the men

Greg Fucking Mertz

"while your ass was in new jersey, Greg was slaving away taking care of the men"

by thatkid@39 November 21, 2020

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Men

Better than women, in every way

Men have been genetically brought up to be better than women in every way. Also, having no men on earth would be the subsequent end of humanity as we know it.

by Melonmuncher1800 November 21, 2022

Men

Not boys, men. The gentlemen, the soft, deep hearted people. Don’t hurt them, they just want to make you feel happy. They will love you so well. Itll be your best relationship with them. If you have a friend thats a man, a gentlemen, dont loose that friend because he will be the sweetest and the funniest person ever. I love gentlemen and i think there should be more of them. Opening doors for you, buying flowers unexpectedly for you, random compliments, texts first, being non-sexual, not calling girls bitches, being careful with you, gentlemen. How i love gentlemen.

Girl: Ugh im tired of these boys. Where are the real men??
Man: I can treat you right. I promise. <3 💐

by Mamazzzz April 16, 2023