cold tuna

n. disappointing, lame or underwhelming.

I thought Kanye West's show would be amazing, but it was totally cold tuna.

by Kasey Bomber April 20, 2009

cold lampin'

one of those words with an origin that is hoplessly lost, yet someone tries to say they have "the true def"

any slang that is not reddily obviouse

by LARDY March 2, 2005

cold lampin'

To defecate onto your partners chest during sexual intercourse.

Regional use.

"Then he suggested cold lampin' and I kicked him out. I'm not having anyone crap on my chest!"

by Bongzilla November 9, 2007

Cold Carl

When you get schooled by a retard.

Mechanic: "Can you figure out why this lawnmower won't start up? We've tried everything."

Retard: "It ain't got no gas in it."

Mechanic's friend: "Damn you just got a Cold Carl!"

by frenchfriedpotaters January 27, 2009

cold lamping

When a woman is wet washing your cock with warm saliva and then blows on your saliva slathered member, giving you a refreshing cool feeling.

She cold lamped me right after deep throating me.

by jaz October 28, 2004

silver and cold

silver meaning gay, and cold meaning emo. so its gay and emo

the afi song "silver and cold"

by bluntman April 8, 2005

Cold Turkey

turkey that has been sitting out to long and has become cold. duh! assfuckers

or has been sitting in the fridge.

Buck:Hey John, are you eating Cold Turkey?
John:Yes, this is cold turkey.

by AJL,. the cool man dgjihdg December 8, 2006