Unicorning

When you piss of your girlfriend or wifeo and you go to sleep and she cuts off your penis and glues it to your forehead

Don't piss me off or I'll cut your dick off and unicorning you

by Cyclonewind77 November 2, 2021

Unicorn Sniffing

Unicorn Sniffing is when a friend who isn’t very nice sprays a unicorn scented perfume up your nose and you can’t stop sneezing.

I’m not going to say your name but “L” is the first letter of your name. “Why are you unicorn sniffing?”

by Unknown_475 September 26, 2018

unicorn

a sweet fluffy cuddly creature that is caring and charming .

did you see that unicorn?
no.
it was so fluffy!:D
I love unicorns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by [e-mail] July 28, 2017

asian unicorn

Asian girl with a nice butt

Mygodman did you see that Asian girls butt, she’s a real Asian Unicorn

by Redman2286 September 8, 2021

Winking Unicorn

When you attach a plunger to a bald woman’s forehead/head top, and cum in her eye.

I know chemo was tough but when we get home, I’m gonna turn you into a winking unicorn.

by Sofakinglit October 24, 2023

Unicorn aids

When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts

Shit did you hear what happened to Kenny? He get unicorn aids, fucking twat.

by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

Brave unicorn

Olive.

"I am a brave unicorn" - Olive.

by 4rs4ti0n January 8, 2022