A cute girl with a bad sense of humor and is in denial of hot guys around her. she secretly digs non-egotistical guys but allegedly points out flaws in the ones she loves most. She's usually into asian guys with small egos and they love ice skating because it makes them look "cold as ice" when she's honestly ALMOST as hot as JLB.
by AsianKevin June 15, 2016
Get the Pillow Huggermug. What are Tim and Johnny up to this weekend? I heard they're going to the state park for some pillows in the forest.
by RollingThunder November 22, 2016
Get the pillows in the forestmug. A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.
Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.
by Gbunny81 July 22, 2022
Get the Pillow Statementmug. by whereswally223 September 16, 2025
Get the Pillowmug. A (Sometimes Stuffed) dog that is so round in shape and fluffy that you can lay on it like a pillow.
by TheRealMugman November 13, 2020
Get the Pillow Dogmug. by whittlestittles September 15, 2022
Get the Pillow slutmug. My blow mattress sprung a leak while I was camping last week, lucky I had my Prison Pillow as backup; slept like a baby.
by L. Hutz September 18, 2025
Get the Prison Pillowmug.