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American Christian

A total hypocrite who feigns religious piety.
Johnny: My sunday school teacher called me white trash.
Mother: Your teacher is just an American Christian, its what they do!
by Strait out of compton August 3, 2018
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Bonerized-American

A person that tends to have aroused-sensations over a non-sexual occurence. 2. A girl that claims to have a boner, is officially a bonerized-american. 3.A bonerized-american does not have to technically be an american.
Angie yelled out "I have a boner!" and Yami replied "ha, you're officially a bonerized-american!"
by Angebel September 28, 2008
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American Football

Huge blokes running around in tights with a shitload of armor.

The pads are apprently used to protect 300 lb men from 300 lb men. Seems silly really. Whats the difference between that and a 200lb men hitting 200lb men. They seem to pull it off downunder in that AFL game and rugby.

Somehow named "Football" when the entire game consists of throwing and tackling with the occasional "Foot to ball" contact.

Game follows a distinct pattern. "4 seconds of gameplay, 30 seconds of ads, 20 seconds of commentators rambling crap... 4 seconds of gameplay" etc etc etc

Seems to collect large crowds of men who would rather watch big men in tights then spend some time having fun with their family.
"Wow did you see that awesome sequence of ads the other day, swear i caught a climpse of men in tights"

"I could help my son with his school project that means something, instead im going to go to "The Game" and drink my self silly with other men who prefer to be away from their loved ones"

"Wow, American Football is very cool, ask Miley Cyrus"
by McLovin/Squeak November 1, 2009
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NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.
Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.
by Sickomonster September 12, 2021
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Vagina American

A human with two X chromosomes who is a citizen of the United States of America
"...I believe the correct term is 'Vagina American."
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American Eagle

A clothing shop; often considered to be the place where preps shop. They are known for the vintage, rugged style. Clothing items often priced high.
I got this worn-out shirt from American Eagle. It's awesome!
by Ryan March 12, 2004
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American Idiot

An American who waves american flags, supports George W. Bush, and is proud to be part of the rich populace. Most people who are rich and upper middleclass, part of the more politically influenced churches and religions, and are against those who are Anti-war, pro-choice, feminist, and other liberals who "corrupt" America's moral and social soil especially in the Bible Belt. Tends to be socially, philosophically, and educationally uneducated in other words as they deal with anarchists (especially those who side with anarcho-syndicalism and anarcho-communism)and other liberals/radicals who are opposed to the State's ideas especially about War, Enviromentalism, and other ideas that impact America and other nations. Also the slave to American corporatism.
1. There are so many American Idiots in Missouri! God, there is even one living right next to me!
by Sasquatch_Rebel May 5, 2008
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