don't poke the bear

A phrase of warning used to prevent oneself or others from asking or doing something that might provoke a negative response from someone or something else.

Employee 1: "Should I ask the boss for a day off?"
Employee 2: "He just found out his wife left him, so don't poke the bear."

don't poke the bear by Ken Brenan 2 April 27, 2008

bent over the barrel  

Getting screwed over in the worst possible sense. Right up there with BOHICA.

I really got bent over the barrel with this detail.

bent over the barrel by kitesoldier October 30, 2008

The Balkans 

The most wretched hive of scum and villany (other than YouTube comments). A place where everyone hates each other. A place where every country dreams of having another country's land. A place where a country can have 3 major ethnicities and not be destroyed by a civil war. A place where Muslims and Orthodox Christians fight all day. A place where every one thinks he's better than anyone else. A place where you want to stay away from.

Serbia: REMOVE KEBAB REMOVE STINKY TURK MUSLIM
Croatia: FUCK YOU SERBIA YOU OPPRESS EVERY MINORITY

Albania: FUCK YOU SERBIA KOSOVO IS ALBANIA AND MACEDONIA IS OPPRESSING US
Bosnia: Pls Halp
Srpska: LET ME GO STUPID BOSNIAN KEBAB TURK
Bulgaria: I don't know what they are even grumbling about. And I don't care
Macedonia: WE ARE BEST WE ARE TRUE MACEDONIANS GREEKS ARE TURKS ALEKSANDR WAS MACEDONIAN
Greece: FUCK YOU SLAVIC IDIOT YOU ARE A SLAV AND FUCK YOU TURKGAY INSTABUL IS GREEK
Montenegro: Serbia, I thought you were better than that.
Romania: I AM NOT A FUCKING GYPSY YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU DONT KNOW AND YOUR COUNTRY SUCKS BLABALALBALBALBABLA...
Slovenia: I AM NOT IN THE BALKANS, I AM IN CENTRAL EUROPE
Turkey: I hate you all. Passively. Also, I'm in Asia, not in Europe.
Moldova: Don't know, don't care
Kosovo: I don't even know what I am

The Balkans by flamewarr alertt July 29, 2015

Kill the man with the ball 

The coolest school yard game where the name of the game is the only rule.

One kid gets a ball (any kind wil do), and everybody else chases him and tries to beat the crap out of him.

Let's play kill the man with the ball at recess.

Kill the man with the ball by BMarquis February 13, 2009

let the cat out of the bag 

Idiomatic expression meaning that a secret has been revealed, usually unintentionally, similar to the expression "to spill the beans." Can also be expressed as "the cat is out of the bag."

Bobby let the cat out of the bag when he accidentally mentioned to Amanda the surprise birthday party they were planning on throwing for her.

let the cat out of the bag by VKaizer August 8, 2009

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Taking a shit.

Hey, got any reading material, I gotta take the browns to the super bowl.

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl by Agent_Orange March 19, 2004

up the bracket 

1) Cockney reference for snorting cocaine
2) The act of being punched in the throat
3) A great song by The Libertines
4) A great album by The Libertines

1) "All his money goes right up the bracket"
2) "Punched him! Up the bracket"
3) "That song 'Up the Bracket' kicks arse!"
4) "That album 'Up the Bracket' kicks arse!"

up the bracket by JiMbOmUrPhY April 26, 2006