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Woo-ham Province

Internet mind-viruses that won't believe that the COVID crisis is just what it is - a rampant dangerous virus of natural origins. Instead we are to believe it comes from secret military labs (in China of course) or was activated by 5G mobile phone signals, in a bid to get us all in lock-down, in a fascistic mind-controlled police state or to implement Agenda-21. Just nuts.
It is located somewhere in the backwoods of the US Deep South or Bible-belt, where 1st cousins or brothers and sisters marry, they bathe once a fortnight and where dinner is either road-kill or lead bullet-ridden wild hog.
The mind virus contagion from Woo-ham Province is spreading and the hicks are hoarding more guns than usual and lynching anyone non-Caucasian.
by Crap Artiste April 2, 2020
mugGet the Woo-ham Provincemug.

ham ka chan

To curse somone's family an entire generation to death.
Cantonese proverb.
Use at one's own risk.
e.g.
After a road accident, a verbal argument between the two drivers as follows;
'Pay for my damage!'
'No way!!'
'Ham ka chan.. see you in court!!'
by pei June 14, 2006
mugGet the ham ka chanmug.

pressed ham on glass

When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.
Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?
by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006
mugGet the pressed ham on glassmug.

HAM BOT VER

An instance in which a Formula 1 race ends up with the very predictable and boring Hamilton, Bottas Verstappen podium
Wanna watch this week's F1 race?
Not really, it's probably just gonna end up being a HAM BOT VER
by ian5700 November 1, 2020
mugGet the HAM BOT VERmug.

boneless jungle ham

Look at that black guy chomping on the boneless jungle ham
by Sammm Marcus January 17, 2017
mugGet the boneless jungle hammug.

Egg and Ham Sandwich

She cheated? Wow what an egg and ham sandwich.
by Haley Solo August 28, 2019
mugGet the Egg and Ham Sandwichmug.

ham sup lo

a chinese term to describe a horny man; direct chinese to english translation is salty wet man.
Man, that guy's dad is sure a ham sup lo.
by Christoper Quach September 8, 2005
mugGet the ham sup lomug.

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