bern him at the stake 

Put a player on blast with the knowledge that doing so will make him have his best game of the season.

“Wow, you really must be down on Hays to bern him at the stake today in the thread.”

Hays: *hits for the cycle*

bern him at the stake by project141764 June 3, 2024

tensley the stalker 

Usually a fat gay male who stalks men and only knows basics of engineering as he’s lost his job at Honeywell for child porn on his phone. Known to sink his life savings into rostering corvettes to pick up the kiddies. Known to steal, obese, smokes meth in his garage.

There’s Tensley the stalker in his garage looking at the kids twisting a bowl of meth. Commonly southern

tensley the stalker by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn December 27, 2024

Murphy's Law of stacked boxes

"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."

Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.

Murphy's Law of stacked boxes by QuacksO February 28, 2025

When The World's At Stake 

The second best song from Starkid's 'The Trail To Oregon' beat only by Wagon On Fire

Person 1:yo have you heard of When The World's At Stake
Person 2: yeah it's really good, not as good as Wagon On Fire tho

When The World's At Stake by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH February 4, 2023