Status Terrorism

The act of hijacking somebody's facebook status which usually results in the inability of replies from others, due to the awkward nature of the things said.

Guy who posted status: Fuck me, there's no shame in some people, just doing drugs on the train in public.
Status Terrorist 1: Everyone is 'cracking' under Christmas pressure.
Status Terrorist 2: They're just 'lining' up the presents they're going to buy.
Status Terrorist 1: Preparing their wallets for many 'dealings'.
Status Terrorist 2: Just 'sniffing' out the bargains.
Status Terrorist 1: 'Injecting' their own grandiose delusions of selflessness, through the medium of buying presents.
Status Terrorist 2: Just 'hashing' out their Christmas party plans.
Status Terrorist 1: They're doing drugs.
Guy who posted status: Thanks guys for the Status Terrorism...

by Goron Boi November 23, 2014

Status Textilepticus

When someone is triggered and begins to text impulsively out of anger and emotion.

Michael became upset because I slept with his mother and went full blown Status Textilepticus, when he started sending me messages.

by JayyTheOrc April 5, 2019

Shanus

A Shitty Anus

I was (bum digging) Walmsley the other day and she’s got such a Shanus

I got 99 problems but a Shanus ain’t one, if you’ve got a shitty anus I feel bad for you son

by Cri Cri W July 8, 2019

Stanist

generalizing a group of stans for something that not every stan does

"chris is being stanist because he said that all little mistakes are dumb when they aren't!"

by djasmine451 September 2, 2019

Sanusi Olatomiwa

Sanusi Olatomiwa is a nice Nigeria yoruba "born with wealth". He is lovely, adorable, gentle and always caring

Sanusi olatomiwa is so caring he is an husband material

by Holat February 19, 2020

stanescu

the person sana has a crush on. very charming and stupid

sana:"i like you"
stanescu:"i like you too"

by columba1234 November 3, 2020

Stans

Stans: A group of people trying to meet other people with similar interests while expressing this interest through shared morals, love, and creativity

“These kpop stans are so annoying”
No they’re just showing love for their idols

by Ozmoconic March 16, 2021