Emiliano Santana

If I were to define Emiliano with one word I couldn’t because cock sucking bitch is 3. He is well known for his excellent volley skills and his blow jobs when he’s not sucking dick he’s taking it up the ass. If there was an Olympic medal for being on your knees Emiliano would have it.

You see that fag over there he’s such an Emiliano Santana

by Tararist6969 December 17, 2019

Santa_Owns

Noun
1. The one guy who is always better than you'll ever be.

Santa_Owns whooped my ass in a game of intelligence.

by DanePaskell March 3, 2005

Santa Claus

When a gay guy with a beard sucks a guy's penis and he pulls it out of his mouth and get semen all over his beard.

Dude, I gave colin the worst Santa Claus ever.

by Mr. Doty November 5, 2008

Santa

A code word to use to tell your bro that there is a hot girl around. THE GIRL WILL NEVER KNOW!! If it is a milf, you say to you M.C Santa. :)
When you see a group of hot girls, you tell your bro that its christmas.

Never use this if your gay.

HOLY FUCK DUDE LOOK AT THAT SANTA 12 o'clock!
Dude your mother is a fucking M.C Santa.
MY GOD IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS!

by Jeffro Robert Gregory Googan December 7, 2011

Santa

A man, more often than not a Silver Fox who sports grey or white pubic hair...

White or grey Pubes.

To christen a man or Silver Fox who has white or grey pubic hair, Santa, St Nick, Father Christmas etc....

by MissBushcraft November 8, 2011

Santa

In fact, Santa is an anagram for Satan. True Story...

"Santa lives in hell"
"Santa! I blew that chick!"

by afrobear February 19, 2009

Santa

Your typical douchebag guy who likes to wear a red robe and red sweat pants. which is why we call him santa, he also seems to enjoy growing unfortunate facial hair, while being bald at the same time. oh and he's bad in bed.

"its santaaaaaa"

by santaslittlestelf April 12, 2010