Splitdom

A condom that is slip...Simple!

Dude,my wife just found out she's pregnant.

I thought you used a condom?

Turns out it was a splitdom...:(

by billybobbitch October 18, 2008

Split

A lesser version of the word frigid, split means to not want to kiss or hug or outwardly display affection in public.

Boy 1: Diana wouldn't hug me last night.
Boy 2: That's 'cause she's split.

by SiMeg August 7, 2009

split dump

taking a shit on more than 1 surface

when you go to sit on a counter and shit your self and it goes on both surfaces, thats a split dump.

leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.

by longjohndec December 12, 2009

Splitska

A small town located on the Island of Brač in the Republic of Croatia. Splitska is often reffered to as the most beautiful place in the world by the people that have ever visited, or had the pleasure to live there.

OMG my hometowm is such a SPLITSKA!

by CROGIRL February 8, 2010

Spliterature

Word game. Using load of words making seemingly well connected senstences but pointless.

Some philosophyers forming their own concepts like Spliterature.

by yamscafe May 21, 2010

Splieave

You win the lottery, give half to your spouse, and leave! Split, and leave!

Hey, sweetie! I'm so glad we've been married all these years, but I just won 100 million in the lottery and realize that I'm NOT so glad we've been married all these years! Here's your half, and I'm outta here, Bitch! I'm Splieaveing your ass!

by Symihow July 19, 2010

splifteen

getting stoned on a work break.

hey charlie, want to join me for a splifteen when we land? <tucks joint behind ear>

by galby November 22, 2010