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Sock dream

Living a fantasy, a lie, an unreachable achievement. Muchblike when you fantasize about someone while jerking off into a sock.
You're living a sock dream thinking the us goverment actually cares about you.
by Fartass57 July 10, 2021
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Chocolate socks

When you shit your pants and it runs down your leg making your socks brown.
Johnny: Hey man why's bill walking weird?
Sampson: Man he just sharted and made chocolate socks.
by Jrmymcc January 23, 2017
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bootie sock

When you throw an old moldy hot pocket out the window to hid it from other people
by Brody'sroommate November 13, 2020
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Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates
Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed
by emg67 February 23, 2015
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steak sock

Hey look at the guy on team hot sauce with the huge steak sock.
by Hotsauce420 April 5, 2016
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Toob sock.

We used to call it a spunk sock but now we call it a Toob sock.
by BlueElvis October 19, 2020
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Sock Knocker

1) Encountering something so incredible that it knocks your socks off.

2) Getting physically hit so hard, that your body leaves the ground and your socks behind.
"Hey did you see Merlin the rodeo clown get hit by that bull?"

"Yeah, that was a real sock knocker!"
by yardsale April 30, 2014
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