Satchel Ass

1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.

You're a satchel ass, Mick Foley. Satchel Ass! SATCHEL ASS!!!

by ScottBoulder August 22, 2010

Snatching wigs

Stealing titles/claims to fame. Became popular after youtube video of a Brazilian Drag Queen literally having her wig snatched by a loser became viral.

Did you see how the Harry Potter movie broke worldwide records?!? Snatching wigs left and right.

by HeyRedRock July 18, 2011

snatchpaper

When going down on a girl that used to shave, but hasn't in a few days, the stubble becomes 'snatchpaper' and hurts the tongue.

Naomi had badddd snatchpaper, I swear I cut my tongue.

by AndySucks December 13, 2005

snatchwhistle

What proper ladies do instead of vart or queef.

"Did you just queef?"
"Don't be disgusting. That was a snatchwhistle."

by Felio August 8, 2009

Snatchophonist

Someone who plays the snatch vagina, clunge, spam purse delightfully, either via hand or mouth.

Grading the level of a snatchophonist can give more clarity when explaining the state of play to friends over dinner later.

Jamie is a grade 8 Snatchophonist on the strings. He always ends it on a high note.

by bulletproofandlime May 21, 2011

Snatchmare

An uncared for and unwanted vagina.

A vagina that once exposed will send even the most unsuitable man running.

I went to smash Jessica last night, but it was a total snatchmare down there! I couldn't do It!

Brittany had such a snatchmare! She was so cute to...

Andrea had such a snatchmare, I almost threw up!

by Grandma Meat April 21, 2017

Snatching wigs

When someone shocks you, angers you or you gets excited.

¨ Did she just- ouuu Im finna start snatching wigs.

¨ You must be snatch my wig¨

by obsessiveBTSstan November 7, 2018