Leonard Skinnerd

The original chosen name for the band Lynyrd Skynyrd. This name was used as a mocking tribute to a gym teacher at Robert E. Lee High School, Leonard Skinner, who was notorious for strictly enforcing the school's policy against boys having long hair. The more distinctive spelling was adopted before they released their first album.

Leonard Skinnerd man. For real.

by Risown February 1, 2009

The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect

T͟Hē Crye ˈskin•ē jēns I•fekt

1- A condition desired when wearing Crye Precision Combat Pants when they have the most good looking and comfortable fit: When they are fitted well to your physique.

2- A state when your Crye Combat Pants almost look like skinny jeans; it is at that point you know you're Cryes fit right.

3- When as a completely heterosexual dude, you know your ass looks good in Cryes, you know you have achieved the right effect of attractiveness from the opposite sex (

"I just walked past that group of babes and they all rubber necked, thanks to the The Crye Skinny Jeans Effect"

by nI/Gger September 26, 2012

Skimmer

Skimmer: a term often used to describe either an action or an object in a sketchy or greasy manner. The word can be used to describe anything that cannot possibly be defined as something worthy of being normal. This version of the word can almost be defined by merely saying the word itself, as just saying it will send greasy vibes to anyone that hears it.

That skimmer weirdo over there is creeping everyone out!

by Grease514 July 6, 2016

Skinbaby

A human child, though not necessarily a baby. Similar to the word furbaby, used by Eleanor in Accounts Payable to refer to one their nine cats as if they were a human child. Humans are covered in skin rather than fur. The proper context for the use of skinbaby is when someone is annoyed by people that use the word furbaby.

I was invited to my coworker's birthday party for their dog. I asked if I could bring my skinbaby and she seemed offended I'd even ask.

by doubleoevan November 14, 2019

Skinnty

An ultimately cool person

Oh wow that guy over there is such a skinnty

So skinnty omg

by Chloe j November 3, 2019

airtight skier

When a girl has penises in her vagina, anus, mouth, and one in each hand.

Guy number 1: So what are you up to tonight?

Guy number 2: I'm going to watch this porn where this girl does an airtight skier.

by not the airtight skier September 13, 2009

Idaho Skid Mark

When a man and woman are having intercourse in the missionary position and the woman loses bowel control. The incident goes unnoticed and results in one or more large fecal matter stains on the bedsheet.

Joey: "I don't know what happened. I drilled her like an oil rig but when she got up, there were poo streaks on the sheets!"

Einstein: "The fabled Idaho Skid Mark..."

by mcfatchick October 22, 2010