shit camel 

Someone who goes for long periods of time without taking a dump. Especially someone who prefers and actually endeavors to crap as infrequently as possible.

I hate to be interrupted in the middle of a multi-day gaming marathon. I wish I was a SHIT CAMEL.

shit camel by nhukcire October 4, 2008

shit in a hand bag 

"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.

"Shit in a hand bag! I've lost my keys again!!! Shit in a hand bag!"

shit in a hand bag by Haroldhrmph June 25, 2014

shit your pants

1 To make feces in your drawers
2 to become excited or overjoyed
3 To be scared or surprised

1 Dude, did you shit your pants?
2 Shannon asked you out and you shit your pants
3 When that bomb went off, you shit your pants

shit your pants by todd's big dick January 21, 2008

Shit In My Wheaties 

A big let down, something/someone continually depressing any hopeful thoughts, raining on my parade

comparable to piss in my cornflakes and who peed in your wheaties

Telling me he wasn't single just totally shat in my Wheaties.

I could tell him I sold the car already, but I'd feel guilty just shitting in his Wheaties.

You look like somebody just shit in your Wheaties, son!

Shit In My Wheaties by ~Ren~ September 10, 2005

shit pits 

A rotten, pungent odor infested armpit with visible stains soaking through the undershirt.

Adam's shirts are always nasty, his shit pits make the toilet at a rest stop look clean.

shit pits by horses May 30, 2006

shit ghost

A fart that is SO bad, you can actually see it for a second, and it resembles a green or brown ghost.

I just had a shit ghost following me!!!!

shit ghost by Skumly February 12, 2008

Shit Lipper

Someone who is constantly flapping their lips while shit flies out.

Amanda is a real shit lipper. The crackhead bitch is always talking shit about her friends.

Shit Lipper by LucyFerocious February 19, 2009