What is the meaning of life u ask, well it involves two things make genitalia and female genitalia, basically u insert ur pencil into the sharpener and after ur done the pencil is smaller, this is because men secrete a liquid known to most people as semen. Semen is filled with microscopic children that make a home in the ladies vaginas and then a famine comes and only a couple survive... Those become your children... ENJOY
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by J-Hole/Mommabear420 September 12, 2016
Get the Sexmug. by miranda cooper’s left nub July 15, 2020
Get the sexmug. Nathan and Grace haven't been dating for that long. They decided they were going to go on a trip together, one they got to the hotel they started making out. It quickly escalated, into steamy sex(thrusting a penis in and of a vagina). As Nathan and Grace went into a huge orgasm. "MMMMMmmmm don't stop baby,Nathan don't stop please" Grace said as Nathan was pushing his penis slow but harder and harder every time. "I'm bout to cum Grace where do you want it."Nathan says."I want it in me"Grace says as his hot seaman mixes with her hot cum. Nathan I live you. I love you to Grace.
by Catapilar.cat May 29, 2017
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by ILuvDictionMyAss January 22, 2021
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by Go away 202 May 29, 2019
Get the Sexmug. by CARLOVER24 March 4, 2014
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it will need both men and women to join forces to fight in the bed
the womjen is on the lower end of the spectrum well the nasty,pervy man is on the top
the man pushes down with the weapon between his legs it dangles jiggling left to right, if he can straighten it up he can shove it down repete this many times every night
thus a baby is born
it will need both men and women to join forces to fight in the bed
the womjen is on the lower end of the spectrum well the nasty,pervy man is on the top
the man pushes down with the weapon between his legs it dangles jiggling left to right, if he can straighten it up he can shove it down repete this many times every night
thus a baby is born
by hotbob101 January 29, 2018
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