Whiteface Salad

The act of eating semen out of one's butthole.

Ted: How'd it go with Shellie last night Pete?

Pete: Well i'm glad you asked, Ted. After dinner, in a true gentleman's fashion, i watched Raúl fuck her in the ass until climax before she gave me a whiteface salad in front of him.

by Substance D August 17, 2011

the big salad

(Seinfeld) What Elaine always orders from Monk's

At Monk's: Jerry & George order whatever...
Elaine: I'll have the big salad.

by ~The Nameless One~ September 6, 2005

Grandma's Chicken Salad

the act of feeding a koala cheetos and giving your grandma an orgasm with a nine iron.

Sorry guys I gotta go home and do some Grandma's Chicken Salad.

by bonequisha_kim_nicole January 8, 2012

Chopped Dick Salad

n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.

In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."

(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)

by Socra-dick Method June 11, 2010

tossing the salad

To eat out ones' ass thoroughly.

Erin : Hey leahtard what were you doing last night ?
Leah : Just tossin matt's salad agan.
Erin: Any good ?
Leah: If you like tossing the salad it is !

by not_im_scene October 17, 2010

salad

Another word for COOL

Jon: I made this shirt.
Adrienne: That's really salad.

by Adrienne Estelle May 27, 2005

Toss Salad

Sucking Ass

With Jelly without Jelly. Some people use Syrup.

A sensational feeling.

It makes you feel real good.

You will reach you climax, you would automatically get hard, you will cum automatically. After 10 minutes of sucking.

Newcomers toss salad

by TOSSED SALAD MAN August 3, 2009