Road King

Road King: (Noun) - A individual who is so large, that when they pass you in a tight space, you must let them by first, because they are the king of the road by default.

Bill, the Road King, was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

by roadrebelblackstar January 3, 2011

Road Rip

The act of ripping a bong while operating a motor vehicle or riding in a motor vehicle.

whats a good spot to post to take these bong rips?
Lets just cruise and take road rips.

by pearlybluntz September 1, 2011

Road Game

When an individual spends a night away from home for reasons unrelated to business, family, friends or vacation. Usually for purposes of having sex with a straggler or strange person who is unwanted in the home.

Bill: Has anybody seen Brad? Chris: He played a road game last night with a straggler from Moe's.

by the plaza November 8, 2011

road log

To take a shit on the side of the road cuz u cant make it to the restroom before you crap your pants

Kenny had to take a mean shit on the way to Grandmas house, so he made me pull over and he dropped a road log.

by wamboozled June 2, 2014

Roader

Last beer before you hit the road.

Time for a roader and lets get outta here.

by entertheturkey May 5, 2016

roadie finger

When the tip of ones finger becomes covered in ash after using it to pack down a bowl of weed after it has been lit while on a roadie. (smoking whilst driving)

I've got mad roadie finger bro

by Roadie kids September 23, 2016

Road rub

Girl getting her vagina rubbed while she's driving by the person in the passenger seat.

Hey babe, this is a long drive would you like some road rub?

by Caliscouser August 23, 2016