Station Wagon Rich

Very specific flex by old money, especially those in academic circles. The wagon can be Volvo, Mercedes, Audi, or BMW; the older, the better. It will be navy, black, silver, or British racing green. Every other car/suv is viewed as trashy or “new money”. The wagon driver goes out of their way not to display their wealth, not out of modesty, but because they know someone else will tell anyone who needs to know just how rich they are. Wagon is often passed down to child after decades of driving by original owner.
I knew when he mentioned having a Volvo, that he was Station Wagon Rich.
by OldMoneyBunny August 22, 2022
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Weed-Rich

Noun. How you feel when you leave with a fresh bag of weed. Rich- as in have an abundance of.
When you’re weed rich you don’t feel the need to conserve or pinch and may be more generous than usual.
Hey man, let’s roll a blunt, I’m weed-rich.
by Lizjunbrit June 29, 2019
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Dumb Rich

When you buy something at full or a higher price.
Person 1:"How much was the car?"

Person 2:"It originally cost $30,000.00 but I paid $55,000.00"

Person 1:"Bro you're dumb rich!"
by Konikva02 December 01, 2021
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Church Rich

A leader or high ranking official belonging to a religious organization who spends church money lavishly for personal gain.
Vatican suspends Church Rich 'bishop of bling' Tebartz-van Elst.

Bishop Tebartz-van Elst - and his spending habits - had become infamous in Germany, where many people pay Church tax to the state. The tax raised 5.2bn euros for Catholics and 4.6bn euros for Protestants in 2012.

Damn my pastor is rolling on a Cadi with 22's on, must be nice to be Church Rich.
by Big Richie October 24, 2013
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heavenly riches

Those 0%!$@#& "fake US currency" tracts that sarcastically needle, "Disappointed? You won't be disappointed if you give your life to Jesus Christ!", and usually only serve to invalidly guilt-trip the reader by giving him a false feeling of personal greed (just about **anyone** would likely wanna pick up an easy ten/hundred dollars if it is just lying around --- that's not a true sign of actual bona fide greed!) and cause him to resentfully turn away from religion all the more.
It may or may not be true that "good deeds may entitle me to heavenly riches", as this stupid fake-ten-dollar-bill tract states, but I'd rather just have da ten dollars, thank you very much!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
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Rich B*tch

a Rich B*tch is a girl with style, elegance, and of course... MONEY. She is the most popular girl at school and has soo much talent that she can't control it. a dum Rich B*tch is a girl who has everything and normal Rich B*tch has but acts very stupid. You should never mix up a normal Rich B*tch and a dum Rich B*tch, EVER!
Girl 1: " did you see Jazzelle, she is such a Rich B*tch"
Girl 2: " I know, I wish I was her"
Girl 1: " same"
by Love,_Jisselle January 12, 2021
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