Pasty Rage

The deep anger experienced after purchasing and consuming a disappointing pasty. Especially in Wales.

What is this mushy brown stuff in the middle of my flaky pastry square thats being passed off as a 'cornish pasty'. Trying to find a decent pasty in wales gives me pasty rage!!

by pastylover March 16, 2015

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Dick Rage

When a lack of masturbation leads to a fit of intense rage.

After not yanking his noodle, Johnny has terrible dick rage.

by MerriamWebsta February 17, 2015

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Rage Puke

Randomly puking out of anger or excitement

"He just rage puked on me because he took my girl"

"We were rocking out to some metal, he took a drink and just raged puke, and kept going."

by Ragepuke August 24, 2014

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Cannon Rage

1. To consecutivley hit a noob 3 times in a row with quick sucsession, delivering a stronger blow each hit.

2. Extreame anger for a miniscule reason.

OMG that fag just got me with cannon rage.

Cant bealive my mom is cannon raging me like this.

by Robmaninator1 January 13, 2011

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Crusty Rage

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.

Definition 1: I called this nasty white a bitch, and she pulled a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Definition 2: Rust Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.

by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021

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