Queef of the ass

Queef of the ass means you shit your asshole off to the point it sounds like a queef.

I heard Meghan on the toilet yesterday, she must’ve had a queef of the ass!

by Poudussy September 23, 2021

queef job

A middle ground between a good job and a shit job

Ohh Jess you've done a queef job of emptying those bins

by Amek November 01, 2015

Cream Chipped Queef

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.

"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Kush queef

When you blow marijuana smoke into a beanies chav hole and she queefs on your face.

Rah that jawn was leng she even kush queefed man

by Abou diaby the truth November 05, 2021

Queefed

Meaning failed or bombed

" Oh dude I totally queefed that midterm"

by galinagulussy March 03, 2024

Queef Robber

The act of using one's own urethra without consent to forcefully deprive a woman of her vaginal flatulence.

Homeboy: "Yo man, I heard around town they've been calling you the... Queef Robber?"
Queef Robber: "Damn strait homie, ain't nobody queefing on me so I jack that shit!"
Homeboy: "Uh-huh... so what happens with the stolen queef?"
Queef Robber: "Use it how I see fit, you know like penis fart in some chicks mouth or blow dick bubbles in the bath tub."
Homeboy: "The f*ck... you got issues."

by Maxdout May 12, 2021

Whore Queef

a queef that is so violent and loud, that it sounds like it came straight out of a whore

"GIRLLL I JUST WHORE QUEEFED LIKE A MINUTE AGO-"

"OH MY GOD SO DID I DSKSDJSDK"

by lettuceman1999 November 15, 2022