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qualods

A state of mental distress usually experienced by your partner, which they have no intention of articulating to you, or explaining any reasons behind it, but which they are pissed-off that you are not doing anything about, and will make sure that the nice evening that you had planned becomes a living hell.

Acronym:Quite Upset About Lots Of Different Stuff

NB: Do NOT, under any circumstances, try to explain to a sufferer that they have this condition.
Person of Unspecified Gender:(Enters room with a face like a busted boot)

Partner of Person of Unspecified Gender:(Thinks)"Aw shit! Qualods!"
by EstuaryPig November 22, 2009
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quannapowitt cuties

Any of the numerous females who don fashionable workout clothes and walk/rollerblade around lake Quannapowitt in Wakefield MA. Usually seen pushing strollers, holding a couple of leashes, or both. Also known to straighten up taller and push their chests out when passing all the bikers hanging out at Honeydew Donuts.
Pete was bored so he went down the lake to watch the quannapowitt cuties walk by.
by desertdork March 17, 2010
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quacktard

a person who is unbelievably retarded
What an idiot! That guy is truly a quacktard!
by shutyourmouth April 22, 2010
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Quadtroddle

A small group of people at least 4 having to do a heavy waddle, or a crawl because there balls have suffered from Chloriballs do to over chlorination of the pool water, effects include intense burning, lack of skin, loss of blood, or a fried chicken outcome.
A heavy waddle or limp, or even a crawl due to a quadtroddle
by DiamondHawk July 8, 2010
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quativersary

when a couple completes 3 months of their relationship that is a quater of the year.when any relationship completes 3 months
happy quativersary to u jia!
by culguy26 January 26, 2011
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Quaker State

Definitions:
1.) Not necessarily a quaint colloquialism for the State of PA.
2.) Like unto the oil that keeps this organization running smoothly. Imparts quick and prominent advantage over other departments.
3.) One who is not ethically, spiritually, or physically disoriented.
4.) One who is factually unencumbered, differently qualified, specially skilled, and uniquely proficient allowing one to cut through red tape.
5.) Ability to take a simple two-way promise and turn it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand nor hope to fulfill.

Job Descriptions:
1.) Ability to read things that do not matter, then write reports explaining how they do matter.
2.) Make corporate propaganda read like folksy truisms.
3.) Prioritization and crisis management.
4.) Provide arcane information on a need to know basis.

Benefits:
1.) Likely to advance in economic and social standing.
2.) Cafeteria plan and other program benefits.
He is a uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path, what a Quaker State!
by chatty90 November 16, 2011
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quanzi scheme

(n) A fiscal scheme of a central government where the lack of fiscal responsibility leads to massive deficits funded by debt that can not be repaid with revenues collected. As the scheme becomes riskier to creditors, they demand higher interest rates on incremental debt. This forces the central government to avoid issuing more debt in favor of simply printing its own currency (i.e., quantitative easing) to continue its endless, irresponsible borrow-and-spend policy. Ultimately, the reckless spending policy and printing of currency leads to crippling inflation and insurmountable debt being passed on to future generations in an immoral 'we enjoy now, you pay later' massive heist.
The US government (specifically Congress) in coordination with the Federal Reserve have been running a quanzi scheme since the Federal Reserve's inception amassing to-date $15.4 trillion in national debt and $117.8 trillion in unfunded liabilities.
by CO_Soothsayer June 1, 2012
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