Kill Me Please

When you are really embarrassed about something you say kill me please.

Person A- Oh my God he just saw you do that!

Person B- OMG KILL ME PLEASE!!!!!!

by Imthatonegirl December 22, 2014

Pleb

Refers to an un-educated individual. Usually used by stuck up, middle class, university student types to describe any other normal person.

Oh i say im too good for them, their lowlife plebs.

by nano118 June 11, 2008

Pleasure Dome

A way to refer to sex for those times when you don't want to say I was having sex.

"Hey I saw that you called this afternoon and I called you right back."

"Oh sorry, I was in the pleasure dome!"

"High five!"

by Pratipax August 26, 2008

nigga please

A phrase used like ''No way'' or ''Get out of here'' Very ghetto and should be used as such

Dude look at that girls jelly

nigga please

by DizzyLizzy January 17, 2007

skeezer pleaser

1. a penis
2. a male
3. any type of sex toy

1. my skeezer pleaser feels like burning, cause infinities end is the shit.
2. damn, hugh grant is such a skeezer pleaser, cause infinities end is the shit.
3. did your daughter find becky's skeezer pleasers, cause infinities end is the shit.

by theHung September 11, 2005

purchase pleasure

The hopeful result of "Retail Therapy"

Her: I was so bored and depressed today I decided to try a little retail therapy!
Him: Well, I hope the purchase pleasure was worth what I'm seeing on this pile of credit card receipts!

by BackInBlack60 July 7, 2010

Please be advised

Essentially meaning: "I am an asshole." The beginning words from someone or something that is about to reject, worry or disappoint you.

Please be advised that our policy does not allow us to accept your complaint.

by Bill in AZ February 18, 2013