Pineappling

The practice of inserting preposterously large items, pineapple-sized or larger, into human orifices, namely the vagina or anus.

He pineappled a Nebuchadnezzar with surprising ease; truly, pineappling was his calling.

by SirButtsworth August 4, 2023

false pineapple

False Pineapple is the way, our god. Believe in the False Pineapple, do as it wishes, and everything in your life will be alright.

False Pineapple is my way of life

by kollo July 24, 2025

Pineapple Hair

In the new building bikini bottom video (sponge bob) by Anix, the weird hair on pineapples has finally been told to us!

I tried the pineapple hair on a pineapple, it tastes AMAZING.

by Xxsunflower_luvxX June 16, 2020

Pineapple

Pineapple is a common safe word during sex (usually during BDSM) it can also be a safe word to anything.

Pineapple is my safe word okay?

by Toriissad April 4, 2022

Pineapple

When you and a friend (group of friends) sees a cute guy/girl and don’t want to just point it out you use the code name “pineapple”.

You can also use “cookie” or “peach”.

Please refrain from using a vegetable, as it would sound very, very stupid.

Me- Omg, look Ashley it’s a pineapple at 9 o’clock!!
Ashley- Shit.... that sure is a fine pineapple.... a fineapple!

by Confuzzled92 November 17, 2018

Pineapple Hair

The Top Leaves Of A Pineapple. The Green Part On Top.

You Need To Cut Off The Pineapple Hairs On Top!

by HairyApples June 16, 2020

pineapple luau

A famous sex move where you eat a girl’s asshole through a pineapple ring. She places the ring on her openly spread ass and you dive through it with your tongue thus penetrating her butthole.

I took my girl to Hawaii and gave her a pineapple luau on the beach!

by Stogie183 July 19, 2024