phone sex

When 2 people who are usually not being honest about what the look like, converse in a sexual manner over the telephone. Most often acted out by over-weight women and really ugly men who say they're "hot" but in fact...are "not".

"Hi baby, I'm 5'5, 125 with long blonde hair and green eyes. I'm laying here on my bed with the phone in one hand and my dildo in the other..would you like to have phone sex?"

by CPK4Life August 14, 2006

AT&T go-phone

Ghetto pre-paid phone service for broke mothafuckas that sling crack rocks for a living with 10 kids. Public aid is NOT an acceptable form of payment at this time!!!

Sup cuz...I jus dun got hooked up on this to go phone shit right herrr...they callin me!!

by Pitbull69 July 23, 2008

phone

A way to blow someone off, without them knowing what the fuck you are talking about.

You might have to phone me on that one.

by 1-800-Phone-Me December 9, 2002

after sex phone call

Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.

"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.

by Jester December 24, 2002

color cell phone

An internal mechanism used for detecting homosexuality in others, otherwise known as "gaydar."

- "That guy Tom is really cute. And he's gay, too!"

- "Are you sure?"

-"Are you kidding me? My color cell phone was ringing off the hook!"

by Flipasaur July 23, 2006

self phone

A phone I use to call myself. Play on word sound cell phone. (See cellph phone.)

That's my self phone. I use it to call myself.

by Phil Kelley February 16, 2005

cell phone

Something all teenagers find is necessary when really its not at all...and makes people horrible drivers. . .thats why n.y.(the only state worth living in) has a law against it

an asian person driving + cell phone = death to everyone

by A bitch and i'm sorry January 21, 2006