Paraoke

paraoke /parɘ’ōkee / n. 1. the entertainment of singing to a karaoke machine while borderline paralysed due to the excessive consumption of alcohol.

See also:

para /’parɘ/ Aust. Colloquial ◊ adj. 1. the act of getting paralytic due to consumption of alcohol.

Going to get "para" on a couple of hand grenades, then hit up the bar and sing a bit of "paraoke"!

by thatparaguy May 28, 2014

Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.

Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.

by Steev3d October 2, 2014

parker kenny

A cool, and athletic dude and all the girls want him. He is a great listener, patient and respectful. He is always encouraging a makes everybody laugh, and always has time for you

Girl: wow that guy was so nice he is totally a Parker Kenny

Girl 2: You should go to parker

by PSK March 12, 2015

parasex error

When your judgement of a person is distorted because you're having sex with them and view them from a different angle. Like parallax error - but with sex.

"She is a 10!"
"ehh.. sounds like parasex error to me"

by theejudge September 4, 2015

Parage

Party garage

We are hanging in the parage tonight.

by Lalagrace April 8, 2016

Parker Redlon

A very unattractive person who can not get a girlfriend to save his life. His friends hate him and tell him to kill himself all the time. But even after all of that he still hangs out with them...

He's such a Parker Redlon... He'll never be cool

by Daddys_boy6969 July 15, 2016

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016