dead flowers

A song written by keith richards and mick jagger. its a song interpreted many ways, heroin is an undoubted theme. the song also touches on ageing, love, shame, loneliness, and remorse.

Jeff: Dude, rachel just keeps hurting me, i can't get out of this, i love her but she keeps me her dirty little secret and uses me as an emotional punching bag.

Drew: Well, lets shoot some dope and put on 'dead flowers'

Jeff: She may as well just send me some. Lord knows i'll put roses on her grave.

by a setting sun August 10, 2010

rock is dead

Long live paper and scissors.

john: rock is fucking dead man...
Stan: long live paper and scissors!

by Anti December 2, 2004

Dead Hooker

Well duh, simply a hooker who is dead.

Woah whats that smell, you guys I think there's a dead hooker under the bed.

by bubbz September 16, 2005

Dead wood

A weak errection due to poor health.

"And let’s face it—a man who stuffs his belly full of dead pigs in the kitchen
only to deliver dead wood in the bedroom becomes a big bore"

-peta

by Hesitant Wang August 31, 2004

Dead Bird

An act performed with a penis on a large window. caawing sounds are made and then the penis is splattered on the window.

"Caaw Caaw"
"What was that noise?"
Splat... Dead Bird

by Big Dorp February 26, 2009

dead game

A gambling term referring to a player/gambler who will continue to play, regardless of bad or disadvantageous circumstances.

Mic: Jesus, that no-limit cash game just got short handed, and Phil Ivey and Durr are playing. I can't believe Jimmy is going to stay and play.

Ickey: Yeah, I know, but Jimmy is dead game man.

by tsparks747 March 19, 2010

Dead Screening

The act of sitting in front of a computer screen and surfing for information and entertainment mindlessly. A more brain-dead type of surfing the internet that commonly occurs at or between the times of 10:00pm and 2:00 am. The information found while Dead Screening is not usually remembered the next day. To come out of Dead Screening is an impossible task until you cannot think of anything more to search, fall asleep at the computer or are disturbed in some way by a partner, power cut or internet crash.

*FB chat between Friends*
Guy1: sup
Guy2: sup, wuu2?
Guy2: DUDE WUU2?
Guy1: huh, oh dead screening

*In the office the next day*
Guy1: Hey man, what time did you get to bed last night, you look like shit!
Guy2: ooh umm, iunno I was Dead Screening until 3:25 am
Guy1: what did you find?
Guy2: iunno...

by Theata October 9, 2010