picking the lock

When two Asians are having sex, one will use chopsticks on his/her female partner. Using one to manipulate the clitoris and the other to apply pressure to the g-spot.

Asian 1: can you leave? I'm picking the lock on my girlfriend.
Asian 2: okay man, I'll leave.

by Dekky November 1, 2015

burrito lock

The stage entered when one is eating a burrito and cannot set the burrito down because it would fall apart. This is generally due to lack of structural rigidity because of poor construction.

Larry: Hey, could you grab me a napkin? I’m in burrito lock and can’t get one.

Phil: Sure thing, buddy-guy.

Pierce: What do you think of the new burrito place?
Nick: The food tastes good, but they don’t know how to roll a burrito. The last two times I’ve been in there, I’ve end up with burrito lock.

by PigBat May 13, 2018

Caps Lock

A button that doesn't exist on Chromebooks.

God, why does this Chromebook not have a Caps Lock key?

by Brabygg November 20, 2018

Blue Lock

It fucking slams, bro! I don't even like sports anime but this shit slaps.

Hym "Blue Lock has just been added to Hulu! Hooo man, I have been waiting YEARS for this! Football officially a real sport!"

by Hym Iam April 27, 2024

Lock Thrilla

Someone that holds someone's pocket in prison.

That's Treyvon's Lock Thrilla

by Heister Fucks Cats October 25, 2023

Door Lock

The think that crusty teens use to hide their shady and suspicious activities.

"John? Why is the - door lock - ed? are you jacking off in there?"
"Shut upppp."

by A Man With Wjdat May 6, 2018

zip it lock it put it in your pocket

When you tell someone that they have had enough of their shit talk

Samuel: your a loser LLL i bet-
James: Shh! ZIP IT LOCK IT PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET!

by Pen farmer May 30, 2024