Chad dies first

In the game of magic the gathering, Chad always gets targeted at the beginning of the game to die before anyone else. Hence the "Chad dies first"
Chad dies first again!
by Tomauto November 12, 2023
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Chad

Chad is that kind of dude who is the male version of a horse girl but he is over obsessed with cars and all he talks about his cars and he probably has like five of cars He’s also super obsessive about his cars you can’t Eat or drink anything if you get a single Crumb In his car he will probably drop you off Right then and there He’s also a big man so you can’t fight with him and he probably works out every day.He’s also probably a hotheaded
Chad: what is this.

You: it’s a piece of hair?

Chad: get out of my car right now!
by Mr. know it all knowledge October 28, 2020
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men named chad usually drink miller light. likes to have a few before he really opens up and has fun. seems to have a lot on his mind but very easy to talk to and loves to laugh. enjoys learning new things from the urban dictionary particularly on thursdays.
mary: hey chad how are you?!
chad: I’m well. how are you?!
by ellebelz February 11, 2022
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generally a young white male, but not always. wannabe southern californian. no real qualifications, aside from being able to look at him, utter the word ‘chad’, and it just captures his aura perfectly. in lame mans terms, you just know if he’s a ‘chad’
shawn is such a chad” *insert annoying white girl giggle*
by addie23 November 04, 2020
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by BorgerZSS September 02, 2021
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Slang for shit or the act of shitting.
I took a Chad in my pants. Oh Chad that’s awesome!
by Chad. March 12, 2023
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