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phat shame

A phat shame is used to describe something that is upsetting or a misfortune that is especially big. Invented by Caitlin
"I'm alllergic to pickles"
"oh that's one phat shame"
by Caitlindudlyke November 2, 2017
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the drive of shame

Driving home hungover after a night of drinking and sex. In the same clothes as the night before!
Nick: "Bro see that girl in the Benz."
John: "Yeah bro totally doing the drive of shame."
by kk&jj May 5, 2018
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Shaming

Ope, there it goes! There goes the sign language! You see it? There it is.

Hym *deep breath* "........................................"

Iam "You know.... I actually grew quite fond of him towards the end..."

Hym *deep breath ensues* "............................"

Iam "Yep... This is what our life has become.."

Hym "There goes the shaming, right on que, shamed by the bloated, old, used up, chipmunk-looking whore who brings up her 20s like she did anything other than get used like the fucking object she is and thrown in the trash where she belongs, what you need to concern yourself with is some weight loss goals so it will take longer for you to die ALONE, which is exactly what you're going to do, OR better yet, you'll have to take a dick you don't want to avoid your imminent and lonely death, no passion, no desire, just a nothing husband that will go perfectly with your nothing life, and I bet your daughter is still tight isn't she, I bet it'll be big enough for her,
you know, what, I actuall want you to bet me, bet me that it won't fit, bet me that I won't have your daughter shaking like a busted dryer, bet me and then put your money where you mouth is so that you can spend the rest of the time you have left knowing that I'm better than you and everyone you've ever fucked in addition to knowing that you will never be loved, no one will ever be willing to settle for you, and no one will ever want the fat, sad, used up piece of shit that is YOU, I want you to sit and stew on it, sit and stew until that bottle of wine, the only thing that will ever comfort you, and those pills start looking like they go together and remember that you THOUGHT were too good for the people who wanted until you were old and alone, your kids will move away, your life will grow colder and more desolate until your only hope ends up being that you'll meet someone in the old folks home your kids leave you to rot in you worthless fucking sow, it wasn't too small when you were fawning all over me when I showed up was it, you're not sorry yet, but you will be on your death bed when you realize that the only thing you've contributed to the world is another warm wet hole for the narcissistic men you hate to use, and they're going to use your daughter just like they used you you fat hag, you shouldn't be shaming anyone! *heavy breathing* Haaa... haaa... haaa..."
by Hym Iam February 13, 2023
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Stebo-Shame

To shame someone for engaging in poor like tendencies or behaviors.
Guys, don’t stebo-shame me, but I’m thinking about converting from iOS to an Android phone.
by Cyberskeeter March 6, 2025
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shame jelly

Jack went to the glory hole and came out covered in shame jelly.

I coated that bitches face with some shame jelly!
by SnowmaND October 14, 2023
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Star Shaming

1. When you severely criticize one’s set of negative habits, traits and emotions solely based on their Star (Astrological) Sign.

2. When a celebrity is being shamed over past wrongdoings.
1. I’ll never get along with Virgos because they’re too hard to get along with.

Be careful, it’s not nice to go Star Shaming out in public .

2. That Celebrity is Star Shaming other Celebrities for their past racist posts against minorities after they stated that they support and stand by them.
by Adb1989 March 31, 2022
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Peg Shame

The embarrassment one feels after their secret affinity for taking it up the bum is exposed to the world.
“Olly repeatedly denied taking it up the bum due to his peg shame”
by takeajokeandrunwithit February 13, 2021
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