Clap

Something your dad is good at doing to your mother

Your mailman clapped the shit out of your cheating mother

by SuperClapMan69 January 13, 2024

silhouette clap

The act of making a clapping gesture without producing any sound.

Person A: So you did go to the K-Pop concert?
Person B: Yeah. I mean, Person C bought tickets for both of us, and it would be rude to turn down free tickets.
Person A: But you hate K-Pop.
Person B: I just gave a silhouette clap after each performance. We were in a crowd, so she didn't notice.

by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021

Clapped

Absolutely high on marijuana beyond repair.

Casey: boys I am clapped

by xXPixelDonkeyXx July 28, 2018

Clapping with the Choir

Farting in church.

Sister Joy needs to stop eating cabbage or join a Pentecostal congregation, she was really clapping with the choir last Sunday.

by Ibn al Khawadja November 2, 2013

Thunder Clap

When she shits in your hands and then you clap.

When she gives me a Thunder Clap I pretend Im one of those monkeys with the cymbals! Really turns her on

by Redshadow203 September 12, 2023

Boner clap

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.

Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.

by SarahKelly April 19, 2020

Clapped

To be so fucking ugly, you need the physical punishment of being smacked in the face.

To be or not to be clapped, is all about how fast your mirror shatters in the morning.

"That bloke over there is totally clapped, am I right?"
"Yea how does he even look at himself in the mirror?"

by C_Leader November 8, 2018