Myspace guy

When someone is a "thug" or really flashy on an internet social network (preferably myspace because that site allows for the most posturing due to colorful back grounds and special effects) but in real life they lack luster.

Keisha: did you ever go meet up with that guy Robert?

Carrie: ugh...yeah

Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?

Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy

Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(

by Lebv23 March 30, 2011

myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.

See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.

by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012

myspace shithead

A jackass on MySpace that thinks he's cool

Michale Jackson pedobear Herbert Bobby Haley is a myspace shithead

by That fat ass hoe December 18, 2013

myspace

A verb, such as to google something. To myspace means to once be something that was terrible but extremely popular, and then gets even worse and becomes the laughingstock of the Internet.

OMG have you been on Facebook lately? Nothing left but spambots, stale cancer memes, advertisements , and ego-whores. That place has officially myspaced.

by ethacetin May 18, 2017

myspace

A social media website

A: Hey did have you been on MySpace yet?
B: No?
A: Well it's an old social media website that people use to love back then!
B: Ugh Social Media
A: You're On Social Media Right Now -_-
B: Oh, Then Lets Check MySpace Out!

by DarkStar1108 March 27, 2018

Myspace

Site that’s been dead for more than over a decade now practically a ghost town. When it was popular people used to layout their page, fight over who was supposed to be on your top 8, had emo or other cringy photos taken by a digital camera. Now some of the people who used it miss it because it reminds them of the youth that they’ll never get back.

MySpace is so dead right now, it’s practically a ghost town, but if you want to relive your mid 2000s emo glory days go to spacehey.com it’s the modern day version of Myspace

by Frank2020 March 25, 2021

Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022