eat the mouse

To be stupid, dumb, unintelligent, or unaware. Best used as an accusation

Past tense: “ate the mouse”

“bro how did you not know that she went to our school? you ate the mouse fr.”
“i knew! i swear i didn’t eat the mouse”

by slumpchump March 31, 2024

mickey mouse is garbage

no its not you idiot

mickey mouse is garbage guys its garbage

by youAreDumbMonke July 1, 2021

Mouse

A rodent.

If she is equal to any man, and makes mice out of men, then she must be a mouse just like them too.

by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021

Mouse girl

A girl that talks about how cheezy everything is.

The mouse girl thought the romantic comedy was cheezy even though she was the one other people rented/bought the movie for.

by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021

Mighty mouse girl

An unusually powerful mouse girl, the real power behind other mice.

The Mighty Mouse Girl tried to convince them all that they were the big cheese, but really she knew who was going to get all the cheese in the end.

by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021

Mouse girl

The kind of girl that does nothing without a gang surrounding/backing her (be it the Lucky Seven armed with slingshots and rocks, or a powerful organization armed with sniper rifles).

The mouse girl was mouthy until she knew the police/interventionists were on the way to back her, then her image got tougher than nails and the violent threats started coming from her whole posse.

by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021