Mountain Dew

1) A beverage from PepsiCo that is high in caffeine and extremely good.

2) God's blood, sweat, and tears in the form of a bottle/can.

3) Any redneck's favorite drink

4) Heaven in a variety of flavors including (but not limited to) Code Red, Live Wire, Voltage, and Baja Blast.

5) Sponsors Dale Jr's NASCAR car

6) If you put all flavors of cans into a giant circle, they will all spill into a dew puddle and summon Jesus

7) A term used for when you don't really know whether you just ejaculated or pissed yourself

8) A form of liquid meth to gamers

9) THE BEST FUCKING THING WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN TO US AS AMERICANS

1) Jimmy went to the store to buy some Mountain Dew so he could serve his party guests with something

2) "I just drank Mountain Dew.......holy shit"

3) "Hey Ol' Jimbo, wanna go get some Mountain Dew and then go hunting?"
"HELL YEAAAHAAHAHAH"

4) Charlie was unable to decide what Mountain Dew flavor to get, for he knew all of them would give him immortality.

5) Dale Jr won the NASCAR race because of the power or Mountain Dew

6) Andrew was stunned when he pulled a Mountain Dew. Facing him, with a glowing face and white robes, was none other than Jesus.

7) "Bobby my pants are wet af and I don't know whether it is piss or cum"
"Damn, that's some Mountain Dew right there"

8) Jacob met Alex at 11:00 at night behind the alley to do their Mountain Dew exchange

9) "Want some Mountain Dew?"
"HEEEEELLLLLLLLL YUEEEESAAAAAGHGHHGHHGH"

by bmb0909 November 6, 2015

Mountain jew

Mountain Jew is a refreshing beverage that consists of a Jewish women's urine a.k.a having a Jewish women piss in your mouth

Jewish woman:I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you
Man:im gonna need some mountain Jew for that extra energy boost

by Stoner_beux_420 May 2, 2021

Rocky Mountain Fuji Face

A person of which has a large amount of large, mountanous acne not allowing exsposure of flat skin anywhere on the facial area.

Hey, that person is a Rocky Mountain Fuji Face.

by Juners March 2, 2009

Reverse Mountain Goat

When a couple has doggy style sex and the man pulls the girl off bed by her hair until she almost falls backwards and then immediately finishes off on her face while she is still recovering from the fall.

Guy: Ahh ahh...I am close ...about to come (yanks her back off the bed)
<thudd>
Girl: Ooouchhhh
Guy: Ohh yeahhhh

Girl: I think I broke my back.
Guy: Shut up bitch and take it!

Guy 1: Dude your girl from last night has a big bruise on her back

Guy 2: Yea, that's because I reverse mountain goated her! At least she got some moisturizer for her face!

by bluemagic04 September 19, 2013

Food mountain

a mountain(s) of food left for a cat when traveling more than three days at a time.

Q:"Are you bringing Chuck to the cat hotel for the holidays while you travel?"

A:"Naw, I am only gone for two days max, so I plan on leaving him a couple of food mountains to hold him over."

by yamothersonion December 12, 2014

mountain top

The drunkest you can possibly ever be.

"Are you stoopid loose? Mountain Top?"

by Sir Lunatic September 6, 2011

heterosexual brokeback mountain

A type of relationship where a man and a woman have a relationship that cannot be realized in a conventional way; this is not an affair where one or both are married or in committed relationships; this might be a much younger man with an older woman for instance.

"This relationship cannot go anywhere, its a heterosexual brokeback mountain."

by Gabriela Hurley April 23, 2008