Model M

One of the oldest, most durable, and loudest keyboards produced. IBM started producing them back in the late 80s, as computer-centric clones of the keyboard of Selectric typewriters. Capable of bludgeoning your average Windows-mushy-keyboard user and living to type for another 10 years.

"Aaah! I got dumped out of CounterStrike because I hit the Windoze key!"
"You lamer. Use a Model M! I don't got no stinking windows keys."

by Chris October 27, 2003

Back Seat modding

When a person tries to act like a mod or an adminstratior of a forum. They are general pain in the ass, piss people off and so on.

They are supreme butt-kissin' suck ups.

Look! She's back seat moding!

Stop back seat modding!

No one likes a back seat moder.

by A. Raptor April 23, 2006

modifried

Thus, a zoologist!

Dear modifried: Sorry for the delay I was clean bathroom and now we must eat cake.

by sucka MC April 18, 2004

MODINKER

Someone trying to be something they are not. A poser cowboy saying they are a cowboy but they are not. Someone who trys to be a cowboy but has never riden a horse or been on a farm.

Why are you wearing a cowboy hat you Modinker, you have never even ridden a horse.

by Sarahdup509 March 4, 2008

Modular

Said of a computer program which has, for economical and practical reasons, been divided in separate individual modules.

A modular program (or application) must satisfy BOTH these rules:

1. A module must have two or more features

2. Given any two features, there can't be a module that includes them both

Sales rep "This is the best accounting software on the market, it's just huge"

Admin boss "We're really looking for something simpler, that fits our needs better"

Sales rep "Sure! It's modular! So you need to buy only the modules you need"

Admin boss "mmkay... we just need to print invoices"

Sales rep "Great! All you need then is the basic module, the invoicing module, the graphics module, the paper module, the user-interface module, the language-pack, the online-support service and the module integrating module"

by Alworx October 10, 2009

moderhock

when one nuzzles their face into their lovers breasts passionately while making noises resembling a motorboat

I'm going to moderhock you after I finish this sandwich and you're going to like it.

by 4 East April 19, 2011

modcist

Someone who is prejudiced toward people that are modified (i.e. piercings, tattoos, and other body modifications). Created by Jacob Sigg (or at least the first place I saw it)

Bob: I want you to meet my friend Jacob.
Clarence: Ehh, I dont know if I want to.
Bob: Why?
Clarence: Too many piercings.
Bob: What are you modcist?

by yamakeys May 22, 2011